imthedad:

I’ve never even bothered walking a mile in MY own shoes.

pre10tious:

i don’t understand why i’m not in a relationship:

• i literally have no friends so we can hang out all day
• i have unlimited text messaging so i can text you as much as i want
• also, unlimited minutes, so we might as well talk 24/7 too
• i watch the news all the time so i can go inform you on any political topic

sportyspice94:

THANKS TO KANYES WORKOUT PLAN IM THE ENVY OF ALL MY FRIENDS

in Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? in all honesty i’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her